What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:27
Yes sir it is.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Should we consider deporting democrats to Canada?
HELLO
After a few moments he returns.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Do you think cheating is that bad?
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
How safe is it to travel to Kashmir in 2024?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
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